Bad Review of Dalek
30 Apr 2005 09:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
misaffectionErm guy in US is collecting alien stuff and displaying it. Doctor & Rose turn up. Collector shows off his "toy" and it's du duh duuuuuuuu A DALEK
Doctor is Scared and wants a sofa. Then he realises Dalek is impotent and haha heehee.
Rose is off with another English Boi and whilst Collector strings for our fav guy and hurts him *frowns* English Boi takes Rose to visit Dalek.
She's all "aww poor thing" and puts her hand on it. Genetically engineered, dalek uses her DNA to regenerate and goes on rampage.
Doctor gets free and they go "oh bother, Dalek loose. must shut close the blast doors" Oh no, that's sommat else. But Doctor is like "No, Rose" and "Run!"
On an aside hubby was going "run" too, but for wholly different reasons...
Erm Dalek doesn't kill Rose cos it recognises her, but uses her to get them to open the door.
Dalek is getting human emotions due to using human DNA and is Confused.
Dalek wants out. There's a sweet moment between Rose and Dalek, then the Doctor barges in armed and dangerous. Rose stands up for Dalek and Doctor's all "Gun what gun?" *sniggers*
Dalek is pissed that it Feels Stuff. Dalek goes boom (fantastic effects).
Collector is arrested and English Boi ends up in the TARDIS.
There will be a fight next week twix Doctor and English Boi to counter Celebrity Wrestling on the other side.
Doctor is Scared and wants a sofa. Then he realises Dalek is impotent and haha heehee.
Rose is off with another English Boi and whilst Collector strings for our fav guy and hurts him *frowns* English Boi takes Rose to visit Dalek.
She's all "aww poor thing" and puts her hand on it. Genetically engineered, dalek uses her DNA to regenerate and goes on rampage.
Doctor gets free and they go "oh bother, Dalek loose. must shut close the blast doors" Oh no, that's sommat else. But Doctor is like "No, Rose" and "Run!"
On an aside hubby was going "run" too, but for wholly different reasons...
Erm Dalek doesn't kill Rose cos it recognises her, but uses her to get them to open the door.
Dalek is getting human emotions due to using human DNA and is Confused.
Dalek wants out. There's a sweet moment between Rose and Dalek, then the Doctor barges in armed and dangerous. Rose stands up for Dalek and Doctor's all "Gun what gun?" *sniggers*
Dalek is pissed that it Feels Stuff. Dalek goes boom (fantastic effects).
Collector is arrested and English Boi ends up in the TARDIS.
There will be a fight next week twix Doctor and English Boi to counter Celebrity Wrestling on the other side.
