DW: Scary scarecrows

[misaffection]

Wow, I used to sing this at school *sings along*
Oh Sir! Suits you Sir!
Ah, love!
(Where are the moving staircases?)
Oh look he all fall down and broke his crown.
Oooh. Yes we know he's human. Can we move on please?
ROSE!!! (He never drew those - we saw his drawing skillz in The Empty Child (unless they improved with the regen))
Ah, the kiddies. And one's psychic.
Martha's chatting up the help. Rose should have left notes on why this should be avoided.
Ooh a bright green light.
And there she goes...
Ooh ET phoned home!
Green coloured cling film.
Recycled sets!
Noooo! Don't open the- oh they did.
Weird camera shots = spoooky (apparently)
It's like learning to ride a bike...
Martha's talking to the TARDIS. Rose didn't do that for aaaaaaaaaaages.
Flashbacks. I hate flashbacks.
The Machine of Dooooooooom.
He says "It hurts" like he's done this before.
A taped message. Will it self-destruct in 30 seconds?
Everything is in the watch? Does that include his second heart?
No no no! Oh he did. Silly, nosy boy.
Scaaaaaaaaaary scarecrows!!
Oh those poor kids.
Oh the nurse has a Past.
(Jack Jack Jack!)
The Timelord. Lord of time.
Gallifrey!
Where did he get those drawing skillz?
SNOGGAGE!!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
He never told her he could fall in lurve.
Oh dear.
Run, little boy, run far far away.
Scary, scary.
So?
*cough*Ood balls*cough*
Oh yes! he can, he can, he can! lmfao
Oh dear, Martha.
YAY! Goooooooo Martha.
Ooooh dear. The lost watch (Bernard's p'haps?)
WTF?????? The little boy has seen Martha before hooooooow?
Going to the dance (where's Jack?)
Oooh.
Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy!
*waits*
Oh fcol
Little boy - they be needing the watch type like.
Oh dear. This is not good, is it?
Aww he's so confuzzled.
Oh shesh! Do we have to do the whole "which one?" thing?