And now because I'm feeling lonely and sorry for myself

[misaffection]

#1: Paid time for this journal
#2: Webspace and a domain name (11nine73.net is my add of choice)
#3: David Hewlett naked and chained to my bed (what, these are meant to be reasonable?)
#4: Failing that fic with Rodney in said position. Preferably with Laura.
#5: Money. Money is always good *grins*

ETA: THANK YOU to whomever. That has made me smile quite a bit *huggles*