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[misaffection]

"Epoxy is officially one of the coolest inventions ever! Apparently we haven’t even figured out how glue holds things together! All I know is that the non-epoxy we used on the countertops suffered a catastrophic cohesive failure and we switched to epoxy. There’s no messing with a giant syringe with two carefully divided liquids. You hit that plunger and those deadly electric green substances combine for maximum bond (James Bond!)…Then it’s off to the hospital to get those fingers working independently again ?! ;-)"

OMG I CAN'T BREATHE!!!