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1.What are you doing for Christmas?
The plan is to go to church for the Christmas Service and then eat drink and be merry. I have no idea until the car is definitely working.
2.What do you WISH you were doing for Christmas?
Kidnapping David Hewlett.
3.What should you be doing while you’re answering these questions?
Sorting out the kids and stopping them arsing out in the kitchen
4.Quote something ridiculous that your boss has said this week.
I don't have a boss. Muhahahaha!
5.Do you like Jimmy Carr? Explain your answer fully…
No. He's not funny, that's why.
6.What’s the worst job you’ve ever done?
7.Sofa, settee. or couch?
Sofa.
8.Do you like the new Scottish Parliament building?
No. It's an ugly, ugly thing.
9.Who is / was your weirdest celebrity crush?
I'm currently crushing David Hewlett. You decide if that's weird or not *grins*
10.Tell us about a run in you’ve had with the police.
Errrrrrrrmmmm. I was very rude to the guy that stopped us a day after the road tax ran out and was a pig.
11.Who’s your favourite celebrity chef and why?
Chef from South Park.
12.“9 to 5” by Dolly Parton or “9 to 5” by Sheena Easton?
Dolly.
13.If you could have a miniature talking anyone to keep on your mantelpiece/in your pocket, who would it be?
I have a miniature talking McKay in my brain. lol
14.What is the most delicious thing in the butchers?
BBQ'ed gammon.
15.Would you rather run a mile, jump a stile or eat a country pancake?
Jump a stile.
16.What is your most embarrassing 'standing in dog sh*t' moment?
17.What was your most embarrassing exam result?
My C in Biology. I have no idea how I got it since all we did was muck about in class.
18.What is the lowest price for which you would sleep with Anne Widdicombe/John McCrirrick?
The whole fricking world.
19.Which part of your body do you like best?
My hands are okay.
20.And least?
Stomach. Ew.
21.Who would you NOT send this too?
I'd sent it to anyone cos I don't care.
22.Would you snog the person you had your very first kiss with if you got the chance today? (and who was it?)
Do that all the time (god that is sad)
23.Describe the contents of your fridge right now.
Milk and butter and fuck knows what else. Not much.
24.Who was the last person you had lewd and lascivious thoughts about? (Be honest now)
David Hewlett/Rodney McKay
25.If you HAD to sh*g someone you work with, who would it be?
I don't work so HA!
26.Where have you vomited that you really shouldn’t have?
Nowhere.
27.How old is your oldest item of underwear?
My bra *is ashamed*
28.What’s the most embarrassing song that you LOVE?
I like Will Young's new album *blushes*
29.Rate your dancing from 1 to 10 (1 being lowest, 10 being highest)
Okay. About 7-ish.
30.What time did you (will you) get home from your works christmas night out?
I DON'T WORK!
1. Do you have a real or fake Christmas tree?
Reeeeeeeeeeeal!!! And it's HUGE!
2. Do you put up Christmas lights on the exterior of your home?
Yup.
3. What's your favourite Christmas song/carol?
Oh gosh. Urm. Silent Night. Or Fairytale of New York.
4. What do you like better - turkey or ham?
Ham.
5. Do you open up any Christmas presents on Christmas Eve?
I'm usually wrapping them...
6. Have you ever been Christmas carolling?
Oh yes.
7. What was your most memorable Christmas gift(s) that you received?
I got a Tiny Tears and all the stuff when I was about 10.
8. What's your favourite Christmas movie?
The Snowman. I always cry.
9. Have you ever built a real snowman?
Yes.
10. Have you ever peeked into a present and found out what it was before Christmas?
Yeah. And I still do.
11. What is on the top of your Christmas tree?
The ceiling, lmao
12. Do you own a Santa hat?
No.
13. When was the last time you had your picture taken with Santa Claus?
Last year cos Andrew wouldn't go to him
14. Have you started your Christmas shopping yet?
A bit. Not as much as I wanted to.
15. Do you put candy canes on your Christmas tree?
I normally put on choccies but not this year.
16. Who is hardest person to buy for?
My dad. Birthdays as well.
17. Who is the easiest person to buy for?
H or Andrew - they both like things with wheels, lol
18. How old were you when you realised Santa was imaginary?
Quite young, but I have much older sisters.
19. What does your Christmas morning routine consist of?
Getting up way too early with the kids and attempting to keep the house tidy/keep track of who's gotten what from whom/getting ready for church.
20. Egg nog?
What the heck IS egg nog?
21. What do you want for Christmas this year?
A piano keyboard. And David Hewlett. *smirks*
grapefruitzzz1.What are you doing for Christmas?
The plan is to go to church for the Christmas Service and then eat drink and be merry. I have no idea until the car is definitely working.
2.What do you WISH you were doing for Christmas?
Kidnapping David Hewlett.
3.What should you be doing while you’re answering these questions?
Sorting out the kids and stopping them arsing out in the kitchen
4.Quote something ridiculous that your boss has said this week.
I don't have a boss. Muhahahaha!
5.Do you like Jimmy Carr? Explain your answer fully…
No. He's not funny, that's why.
6.What’s the worst job you’ve ever done?
7.Sofa, settee. or couch?
Sofa.
8.Do you like the new Scottish Parliament building?
No. It's an ugly, ugly thing.
9.Who is / was your weirdest celebrity crush?
I'm currently crushing David Hewlett. You decide if that's weird or not *grins*
10.Tell us about a run in you’ve had with the police.
Errrrrrrrmmmm. I was very rude to the guy that stopped us a day after the road tax ran out and was a pig.
11.Who’s your favourite celebrity chef and why?
Chef from South Park.
12.“9 to 5” by Dolly Parton or “9 to 5” by Sheena Easton?
Dolly.
13.If you could have a miniature talking anyone to keep on your mantelpiece/in your pocket, who would it be?
I have a miniature talking McKay in my brain. lol
14.What is the most delicious thing in the butchers?
BBQ'ed gammon.
15.Would you rather run a mile, jump a stile or eat a country pancake?
Jump a stile.
16.What is your most embarrassing 'standing in dog sh*t' moment?
17.What was your most embarrassing exam result?
My C in Biology. I have no idea how I got it since all we did was muck about in class.
18.What is the lowest price for which you would sleep with Anne Widdicombe/John McCrirrick?
The whole fricking world.
19.Which part of your body do you like best?
My hands are okay.
20.And least?
Stomach. Ew.
21.Who would you NOT send this too?
I'd sent it to anyone cos I don't care.
22.Would you snog the person you had your very first kiss with if you got the chance today? (and who was it?)
Do that all the time (god that is sad)
23.Describe the contents of your fridge right now.
Milk and butter and fuck knows what else. Not much.
24.Who was the last person you had lewd and lascivious thoughts about? (Be honest now)
David Hewlett/Rodney McKay
25.If you HAD to sh*g someone you work with, who would it be?
I don't work so HA!
26.Where have you vomited that you really shouldn’t have?
Nowhere.
27.How old is your oldest item of underwear?
My bra *is ashamed*
28.What’s the most embarrassing song that you LOVE?
I like Will Young's new album *blushes*
29.Rate your dancing from 1 to 10 (1 being lowest, 10 being highest)
Okay. About 7-ish.
30.What time did you (will you) get home from your works christmas night out?
I DON'T WORK!
1. Do you have a real or fake Christmas tree?
Reeeeeeeeeeeal!!! And it's HUGE!
2. Do you put up Christmas lights on the exterior of your home?
Yup.
3. What's your favourite Christmas song/carol?
Oh gosh. Urm. Silent Night. Or Fairytale of New York.
4. What do you like better - turkey or ham?
Ham.
5. Do you open up any Christmas presents on Christmas Eve?
I'm usually wrapping them...
6. Have you ever been Christmas carolling?
Oh yes.
7. What was your most memorable Christmas gift(s) that you received?
I got a Tiny Tears and all the stuff when I was about 10.
8. What's your favourite Christmas movie?
The Snowman. I always cry.
9. Have you ever built a real snowman?
Yes.
10. Have you ever peeked into a present and found out what it was before Christmas?
Yeah. And I still do.
11. What is on the top of your Christmas tree?
The ceiling, lmao
12. Do you own a Santa hat?
No.
13. When was the last time you had your picture taken with Santa Claus?
Last year cos Andrew wouldn't go to him
14. Have you started your Christmas shopping yet?
A bit. Not as much as I wanted to.
15. Do you put candy canes on your Christmas tree?
I normally put on choccies but not this year.
16. Who is hardest person to buy for?
My dad. Birthdays as well.
17. Who is the easiest person to buy for?
H or Andrew - they both like things with wheels, lol
18. How old were you when you realised Santa was imaginary?
Quite young, but I have much older sisters.
19. What does your Christmas morning routine consist of?
Getting up way too early with the kids and attempting to keep the house tidy/keep track of who's gotten what from whom/getting ready for church.
20. Egg nog?
What the heck IS egg nog?
21. What do you want for Christmas this year?
A piano keyboard. And David Hewlett. *smirks*
