Epiphany

[misaffection]

"Malp on a stick" has to be the funniest line in a long while. Especially when McKay repeats it back to John with just the right amount of utter distain. It's also the daftest idea but I love it anyway.

Rodney was brilliant... just excellent. I know I sound like I'm fangirling but... gah! I love him taking charge and the backpack idea *squee* Other moments of joy are his trying to get Elizabeth to stay behind, him and Beckett flanking her when the beast attacks, John getting whumped (cos I'm eeevil) and "what is it with you and ascended women?"

Rodney & Elizabeth in a cave. Oooh the possibilities. But no, she is a biatch. Someone slap her please? Given the rumours abounding about a certain blonde scientist leaving the SGC and going to Atlantis... I think she ought to wake up before she misses the boat.

Not that she deserves him *huffs*

Sorry, ranting. 'pologies.

How thick is Sheppard in this episode? The fact he's getting nothing on the radio tells him... everyone's left. WTF? No, because then you'd get static you dimwit, not utter silence. Utter silence means your signal isn't getting through. Sheesh.

I was slightly disappointed by the reality of the beast. I was hoping it was a failed attempt of ascention somewhat like Anubis, cos that would have been cool. But no, it's their fear. Whatdya know? *headdesks*

Back to Elizabeth. She is really annoying me now. It's fairly obvious (well to me, but I might have Shipper Vision) that she kinda fancies Rodney. Check her checking him out on Atlantis as he's packing.

Or maybe it's Carson. One of them.

Possibly both. Muwhahaha.

Ahem.

Anyhoo. I think she does. The little smile on the puddle jumper? Hmm. And I don;t think Rodney was coming on to her in the cave, just friendly. Her sitting where she did and being so bloody obvious turned his gesture into something else entirely.

Fortunately Rodney's bigger than that and carried on working things out. Ohh stick you Elizabeth (with a 'malp' on the end if you wish). Just decide one way or the other and put the poor guy out of his misery.

Oh this is a review and not a rant. Oops.

My final thought? Epiphany is Atlantis doing Lost. Oh yes.

On a completely unrelated note; my mouse is kinda broke. Crap.