Well EXCUUUUUUUUUSE me

[misaffection]

and oh **** I could have updated by phone and....

HELLO WORLD

Back. Hi and how are we all?

How bad did you miss me? Heh.

How bad is dial up??? Gah. Thank heavens I'm be broadbanding by weekend.

Hello to Kevin if he passes. *looks at entries* Er yeah, I'm mad. As the advert so rightly asks - grow up, what for?