Throw me a fricking bone!
21 Jun 2007 06:49 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
misaffectionWhyyyyyyyyyy, when you've escaped Certain Death several times and hidden yourself in a human body for a gazillion years, would you're first thought on regaining your evil powers be to destroy some poxy planet that's hell-bent on doing it to itself?
Isn't that kind of like being defrosted after forty odd years, then holding the planet to random and only demanding one meeellion dollars? (Mwhahahaha)
Hold the phone. Professor (*cough*eight reference*cough*) Yana said he was found as a small nekkid child. Doesn't that indicate someone else did it to him? Or was the child not actually the Master and flung across time and space by the Time Lords cos they'd seen Superman once too often? Pocket watch = groovy ice castle making crystal.
And "Harold Saxon" just shows a complete lack of imagination. Seriously the Master can do better than that. Beats "John Smith" though.
I want him to pull up outside Number Ten in a bronze Ford Cortina though. Go on, pleeeeeease.
*has sudden visions of it fading out to worp worp noises*
Ow.
Still you know it's all good. I'd vote Saxon because even having your planet raided by aliens is a better outcome than whatever crap Gordon Brown's gonna cause.
And Harry's better looking.
Heh, I just called the Master "Harry" *waits for the knock on the door*
K. So who else is going to have the watch The Sound of Drums umpteen times to get the plot cos their brains melted at the combined prettah of Tennant + Barrowman + Simm?
An episode made of pure win, surely.
Isn't that kind of like being defrosted after forty odd years, then holding the planet to random and only demanding one meeellion dollars? (Mwhahahaha)
Hold the phone. Professor (*cough*eight reference*cough*) Yana said he was found as a small nekkid child. Doesn't that indicate someone else did it to him? Or was the child not actually the Master and flung across time and space by the Time Lords cos they'd seen Superman once too often? Pocket watch = groovy ice castle making crystal.
And "Harold Saxon" just shows a complete lack of imagination. Seriously the Master can do better than that. Beats "John Smith" though.
I want him to pull up outside Number Ten in a bronze Ford Cortina though. Go on, pleeeeeease.
*has sudden visions of it fading out to worp worp noises*
Ow.
Still you know it's all good. I'd vote Saxon because even having your planet raided by aliens is a better outcome than whatever crap Gordon Brown's gonna cause.
And Harry's better looking.
Heh, I just called the Master "Harry" *waits for the knock on the door*
K. So who else is going to have the watch The Sound of Drums umpteen times to get the plot cos their brains melted at the combined prettah of Tennant + Barrowman + Simm?
An episode made of pure win, surely.
