Nuts

What is it with Christmas and nuts?

Seriously.

I must pay attention to what I'm eating. Writing and scoffing chocolates is not a good idea cos I get a mouthful of suspicious-tasting-something and tends to make me panic slightly.

Not very much, but I'm kinda blase about the whole nut-allergy-crap.

I've lived with it for *counts quickly* 16 years. I'll live with it until I die. Or they invent a cure.

Or outlaw nuts.

Imagine nuts on the blackmarket and guys in long coats peddling them on street corners... okay I might have had a little too much chocolate.

*mumblegrumblegrump*

The Other Half got to my fan fic and write Bad Pr0n. And no, you can't read it cos I deleted it with Extreme Prejudice.

Pointless warnings on packaging. Apparently the pizza in the oven will have a very hot topping once it's cooked. Well now, what do you know?

And I'm having to sit through Harry bloody Potter and the Chamberpot of ShiteSecrets. Meh.

Yes flist. I am not a Potter fan.