Baby you can drive my car

Have you ever considered what a misdonema "rush hour" is?

a) you don't rush and
b) it doesn't last an hour

This comes after spending several minutes in slow-moving motorway traffic after an accident closed off one side of the M60. Diverted off altogether in fact. Now traffic jams don't bug me overly much, it's a fact of life. What does bug me is we were doing about 50 - 60 mph in the outside lane, overtaking cars doing 40 - 50 in the middle lane that were overtaking... nothing.

Virtually no cars in the first lane. A couple of artics and the odd car coming onto or going off the mway.

Why can't the Great British public drive? I only hold a provisional license and even I know the meaning of "lane discipline".

FCOL people there is NO SUCH THING as a "slow" or a "fast" lane. I know it's sounds bizarre, but you are allowed to do 70 in the inside lane. You do not HAVE to sit in the middle lane.

Oh and just because you indicate, this does not give you a god-given right to move. This is way they invented MIRRORS. Nooooooooo not to check your make-up/hair, but to make sure that the lane your going into doesn't have a car that you're going to go into.

PS: my mood indicater is a joke. Geddit??